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"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 07/15/2020 at 16:38 • Filed to: None

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Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > MonkeePuzzle 07/15/2020 at 16:44

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I am concerned that this exists. Taking a leak is not supposed to be that exciting.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > MonkeePuzzle 07/15/2020 at 16:48

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If you shake it more than twice you are playing with it. 

Svend > MonkeePuzzle 07/15/2020 at 16:54

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I’m curious how he foams the roof equally.

Lol. That reminds me. I’m 40 now. My days of going for a power-piss are long over.

Remember when you were 20, you needed a slash, so you went to the urinal and had to stand off centre because of the splash back with pissing with such force.

Now you sit down (because it’s nice to take the weight off your feet from time to time), wait for it to come out of it’s own accord, when it’s over, you leave it for a few seconds because of that last little bit that goes, ‘hey guys, wait for me!’. Then becau s e you haven’t shook it, you use a piece of toilet tissue to pat the head of the one eyed trouser snake dry rather than risk a wet spot in your underwear.

PatBateman > MonkeePuzzle 07/15/2020 at 16:57

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SOLD. I’ll take 2.

That way, a neighbor and I can double team at cleaning the car.  GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER.

Captain Cayman... > Svend 07/15/2020 at 17:11

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This!  Relieved I’m not the only one!

SiennaMan > Svend 07/15/2020 at 17:17

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I think all I'm going to say to this is that I'm also over 40.  Peace and respect. 

Aremmes > MonkeePuzzle 07/15/2020 at 17:27

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Two things come to mind here (get it?).

Team Laser Explosion:

And Wert:

You be the judge.

Thisismydisplayname > Svend 07/15/2020 at 17:49

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I’m more of a bank shot guy to keep the splash to a minimum, then I just use my hand to get the drips off, going to  wash up anyway.

Svend > Thisismydisplayname 07/15/2020 at 17:51

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Lol. 

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Svend 07/15/2020 at 18:34

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I’m knocking on 40 and still stand a little off center to avoid the splash back...

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 07/15/2020 at 18:35

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I wish I could un-see this entire post.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 07/15/2020 at 18:35

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Seconded

The Compromiser > MonkeePuzzle 07/15/2020 at 21:33

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Wair what? Then I saw the Sandman. Ahhhhhh. Australia.. New Zealand’s Benny Hill.